I think that every Liverpool fan should make every effort possible on the internet to rub the noses of those dazed and confused mancs in the preverbial brown stuff.

I have watched this so many times now and as Ron Burgondy would say "in no way is it depressing!!".

Spring.....

Here is the kiss of death for the recent good weather....

It really has felt like spring in the last few days. In the short amount of time I have spent outdoors, the sun shone down and I could actually feel heat on my face.

Any longer and I would be sun burnt!!! Good job my moisturiser has SPF15 then!!!

Anyway, I used to be a fan of winter as, with my colouring, I can never enjoy the heat of summer and so any other season suits me just fine!!!

However, this year, I am glad to see the back of the biting cold as it has an effect on my condition.

To put it into context, its well documented on the blog that I have permanent numb hands with pins and needles going on. When the hand is numb it also feels cold too. Put this cold, numb hand into action on a day where the temperature struggles to rise above 3 degrees and its a cold feeling the like of which you cant imagine!!!

The best way to describe it is imagine that you are throwing snowballs without gloves. After a while, you hand becomes numb with cold. That, I would suggest is a similar feeling!!!

So bring on the spring and also the summer and autumn because I no longer like winter and I want to feel warm again...at least in the hands anyway!!!

I have been robbed!!

You know sometimes that things just look different and then you look again and you spot what the difference is? Well this happened to me this morning as I got in my car to drop Jay off at school.

In the drivers footwell was a wrapper of some delicious food stuff consumed last week and also a coke bottle. The thing is, I didn't put them there.

On closer inspection, it soon became apparent that my car had been visited by someone that was not me and items were missing.

Its a long story but I brought some PC equipment home to work on as we are on site using it tomorrow. It was 3 large boxes and while Kerris was out on Saturday night I set it all up in the lounge and had a good play.

The next day, Nick and Cara came to stay and I didnt have anywhere else to put the boxes so I put them back in the car.

On Sunday morning, I used the car to collect the kids from Nanny June where they had stayed and didnt notice anything different about it then so it must have happened on Sunday evening.

I will have to admit that I must have left the car unlocked on the drive as there is no sign of forced entry and the bizzare thing is that whoever got into the car, had a good root about and only took the monitor. There was a PC alongside the monitor and they only took the monitor!!! This person must have been either in a hurry, disturbed or on foot.

Anyway so this morning I realise whats happened. I have reported it to the Police now and they are coming to dust the car for dabs!!! I feel a bit foolish for leaving the car the way I did but nothing like this has happened before.

Anyway, I have an idea who did it and if they find any prints on the car, I might just mention a name.....

Afternoon Delight!!

Here is another treat for you!!!

We had a great night last night, my friends Nick & Cara came up to Southport and we had a lovely evening that was topped off by a visit to our local "The 'Fish" for a spot of Karaoke!!!

The Fish is a great place, I am no snob (I dont think so anyway) but I am lucky enough to live in a nice part of Southport. However, our local is one of the grottiest pubs you could ever visit and Karaoke night is straight out of Phoenix Nights!!!


Anyway, we had a lot of fun singing and watching the locals perform too. Kerris and I want to perfect "Afternoon Delight" seen as though the scene in the movie "Anchorman" has had a profound effect on us!!! Here is a taster of it for you!!! If my voice sounds funny, its because I cracked it making noises only dogs could hear while Liverpool slapped Man Utd!!!


Enjoy!!!

Spanked....

Yesterday was one of those fine footballing days that will live on in the memory for a very long time.

Every now and then, much as I have said a lot about Liverpool and their ability to frustrate on a weekly basis, my team come out and do something special.

Our friends along the East Lancs and their lowly ground (built on an industrial estate) took the harsh end of a long overdue bitch slapping of mammoth proportions.

It was made even more bizarre that this was done with Lucas in the side and a goal from Dossena.

T-shirts will be made, stories will be told and Saturday 14th March 2009 will be written into red folk lore.

The truth is that United have just had their season wrecked. They can win every cup and title on offer but at the end of the day they lost both home and away to Liverpool and they will grate them to their very core.

Yesterday, the real Liverpool stood up and did what every team can do if they forget about who it is they are playing and just go out there and play to win. If 2 or 3 more teams go to Old Trafford with that attitude over the next few weeks then perhaps a cage will be rattled and the title dream will still be on? Stranger things have happened, just ask AC Milan.....

Facebook!

I seem to use Facebook more than my blog and this is wrong and needs correcting!

I won't neglect you anymore!

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A little treat for you!!!

Here is a little treat for you.

A bizarre video filmed 2 weeks ago whilst down in Canterbury visiting my old mate Sandro.

It was great to see the boy and as is the way with these things, time passed far too quickly but I have broken my visiting duck with him now and must make it a more regular thing!!

Anyway, Sandro has the most amazing electric drum kit, its incredible. The best part is hooking your MP3 player up to it and releasing the rock god within....

You might be able to make out an Aerosmith track here and if you can then you will see that I don't do a pretty bad job at it in my opinion!!!

Now I just need to save £1800.00 to get a kit of my own!!!

Cheers Brother Numsi!!!